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Jay Scissorhands

Thats the name I fashioned for myself. Well, Eric made up the Jay part.

On this page will be random things about me. It won't really be any good information...But you may read if you wish...

This is a picture of Daniel Davey, more commonly known as Dani Filth. He is the frontman to one of my favourite bands, Cradle of Filth. Along with Dani's vocal talent ((yes, it IS talent)) I admire Dani's good looks. And his boobie tatoos. Hehe. Well, enjoy!

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Favourite Quotes

This is where I put random quotes I like. I think this page will be getting quite long....

You can please some people some of the time. But you cant please me EVER.-Iann Robinson
 
We're not sheep. & I thought this was shish kabob.-Edward Scissorhands ((Johnny Depp)) >Edward Scissorhands<
 
And now with your permission, I'd like to do my stuff.- Oogie Boogie Man >Nightmare Before Christmas<
 
One, two, Freddy's coming for you! Three, four, better lock your door! Five, six, grab your crucifix!  Seven, eight, better stay up late! Nine, ten, never sleep again! - Random Jumproping Kids >Nightmare on Elm Street<
 
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong? - David ((Kiefer Sutherland)) >Lost Boys<
 
Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew. Nice big golden chips with a piece of fried fish. - Samwise Gamgee ((Sean Astin)) >Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers<
 
Swimming pool, so nice and cool. Oh how I wiSH to catch a fiSH. So juicy swEEt.- Gollum AKA Smeagol ((Andy Sirkis)) >Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers<
 
[Talking about Elizabeth] Oh she's fine; just like I promised. She's getting set to marry Commodore Norrington; just like she promised. And you're going to die for her; just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. - Jack Sparrow 'scuse me, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow ((Johnny  Depp)) >Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl<
 
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly (...) stupid. - Capitan Jack Sparrow ((For God Sakes, Johnny Fucking Depp)) >Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl<
 
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Stuff That I Don't Hate

This is a list of the few things that I don't hate.

Favourite TV Shows: South Park, Brendan Leonard Show, Simpsons, Jackass, Daria, I Love the 80s...and more shit
Favourite Movies: Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and all of  The Lord of the Rings movies
Favourite Music: If I had to pick my top THREE favourite bands, I'd pick: Cruxshadows, Nine Inch Nails, and KoRn.
Favourite Books: Interview With the Vampire, The Witching Hour, Cirque Du Freak, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, and Lord of the Rings
Favourite Comics: Death: At Death's Door, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Squee!, Filler Bunny, Gloomcookie, Nightmares & Farytales, Lenore, Ranma 1/2, Mars, and Chobits
Favourite Foods: ice cream, candy, & pizza
People I Most Admire: Reza Moinossadat-bravery, Eric LeFrancois-everything, he's perfect, Alli Turner-charisma, Kyra Orr-poem writing, Manda Ward-expression, Kristin Hakala-wording, Angela Ellica-randomness, Nox Primus-everything, Mark Tertocha-hilarious, Chester Duerig-intelligence and sexyness Kelly Glyptis-singing, Johnen Vasquez-comics and Zim, Roman Dirge-comics and shirts, Serena Valentino-comics, Drew Barrymore-actress and being able to survive, Johnny Depp-actor and sexyness, Trent Reznor-songwriting and sexyness, and Dani Filth-along with his band, songwriting and sexyness.