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Stuff That Invades My Thoughts

This stuff cannot get out of my head, no matter how much I want it to go away and no matter how much I try to resolve these things...

My Religion

I think I'm going to make a new religion. It will follow the Satanistic theory of pleasing Satan because if God forgives you anyways, why please him? And the "Vampyre" ((NOT A RELIGION, I KNOW)) thing of sleeping during the day. And many other things. Tell me if you want me to add anything and whatnot...

SEX

"Sex is natural
Sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should"--George Michael "I Want Your Sex"
 
I agree. I would much like to have sex. The only problems are A) I don't really know what to do and I'd be way to nervous. B) If my parents ever found out that I lost my virginity before I got married then I'd have to go to the preist and I'd have to go to church everyday and stuff...C) Honestly. WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME??
 
If I had sex, it would probably have to be rough. And maybe involving S&M and bondage straps and such. ALSO, NO NOISE HAHAHA! Because to me, the noise of an orgasm is REALLY annoying. And I don't like it. Maybe I'm just not ready for sex then, eh? Or or or. It would have to be in a strange place, like in the public bathroom or something. Or! In a coffin or shower or in the rain. And I would only have sex with certain people. Because I trust them and yeah...
 
I dont think that sex makes love. Its when you're truely in love with someone you want to have sex with them. But this is coming from a virgin. If I wasn't a virgin...HOOOOOLY HELL! I'd bang EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Whoa! I'd go psycho!

My Opinion on a Popular Issue

There was this really popular issue going around. I wrote a poem about what I felt about it a while back. I don't really feel that way anymore I still would like to share it. Its the blind leading the blind, I'd have to say...
 
Blind
 
You don't know what you're doing
You've locked yourself up and eaten the key
 
Everyone worries about your being
But this, I'm afraid you do not see
 
You think what you're doing is loving
And you may not care who you make happy
 
But! You go without knowing
How blind you can be
 
You need to cut an opening
And let your feelings out like a flowing sea
 
There is obviously something you are not showing
Could you show it to me?
 
Just look at what you are doing
Letting her sip at your soul like she drinks tea
 
For the wrong thing, her, you are begging
Down on your sore, bended knee
 
This is the time for your awakening
Open up and let your spirit free
 
Hopefully this is not the way you'll be staying
Or you'll pay an enormous fee
 
Wake up and see the light!!!!
 
Okay yeah...I don't think that way anymore really ((Again, only Alli knows what I feel about it, and only she will know))...That is IF you know what I'm talking about and you don't think its a jibberish poem that makes no sense.

Do you agree or disagree with my beliefs and opinions? I'd love to hear from you. Check out my "Contact Me" page to send me e-mail. ((Tripod wrote that, but its good...so yeah do it))