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Contact me and be bored to death! I am the most boring person to walk the earth! I'm even more boring than Ben Stein. Actually that guy is kind of funny...in a warped way...

Thank you for taking the risk of being bored and looking at my site. I really appreciate it. If you have any questions or comments direct them either to me at AIM:
 
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